Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
that last one goes through my head every time I see that joke.
I kind of like the OTHER other version, personally…
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says, “I’ll have some H20”
The second one says “I’ll have some H20, also.”
The first scientist scowls; his assassination attempt has been foiled.
The birthstone of the actress who voices Garnet on Steven Universe is - wait for it…