cedreau:

Keep an eye out this Sunday for Full Circle to go live! :D We’re all super excited! 

cedreau:

Keep an eye out this Sunday for Full Circle to go live! :D We’re all super excited! 

(Source: fullcirclecomic, via sairobee)

oxboxer:

A veritable NIGHTMARE SCENARIO where HALF THE ADULT POPULATION finds themselves AGONIZED and ENSANGUINATED on a MONTHLY SCHEDULE and is VAGUELY UNCOMFORTABLE for the remaining time! Only the most twisted of minds could have conceived of such horror!

This comic is longer than usual and won’t fit in a photoset! Read in full on Tapastic.

Jemma’s comics are always worth a read. =)

vaginal-erection:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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what the fuck

Is it any wonder that plants used to rule the Earth before fish began to walk on land? I think not.

vaginal-erection:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

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what the fuck

Is it any wonder that plants used to rule the Earth before fish began to walk on land? I think not.

(via dishonoronyourcow)

freeofthecoliseums:

iinventedtoasterstrudel:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

John needs to find this

"Keep your shit together, I whispered to my coffee"

"The coffee shop is a wish granting factory."

"That’s the thing about coffee: it demands to be drunk."

freeofthecoliseums:

iinventedtoasterstrudel:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

John needs to find this

"Keep your shit together, I whispered to my coffee"

"The coffee shop is a wish granting factory."

"That’s the thing about coffee: it demands to be drunk."

(via dishonoronyourcow)

mattahan:

Cannot be stressed enough.

(Source: ajacquelineofalltrades, via dresdencodak)

plesiosaurbones:

so-i-did-this-thing:

geniusbee:

"Numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god." 

Meta comic - I wanted to explore my headcanon for Hermann’s unique sense of faith. 

Beautiful.

Holy shit this is amazing.

oxboxer:

BRHBRBL

Also on Tapastic!

The Saddest Water Cycle Ever.

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andapeiceoftoast:

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

the other versionimage

that last one goes through my head every time I see that joke.

I kind of like the OTHER other version, personally…

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says, “I’ll have some H20”

The second one says “I’ll have some H20, also.”

The first scientist scowls; his assassination attempt has been foiled.

(Source: screenburned, via ericseverynewday)

The birthstone of the actress who voices Garnet on Steven Universe is - wait for it…

…a garnet.

8D